Attack of the Blind Moose

I am currently suffering from blurred vision.  As part of the many things I had to get done before I went away to school, I went to the eye doctor today to try out more contacts and to get my eyes dialated.  They had been telling me I  need to do this ever since I was in the third grade.  But every time we said we would call and schedule that appointment and we never would.  So here I am, eleven years overdue, I finally did it.  Now I look like a freak.  My eyes remind me of a cross between an alien and a deer.  Whats left of my iris is incredibly green.  I thought of taking a picture, but my eyes are also bloodshot, so I'll spare you that.  So yeah, I'm getting really annoyed with the blurriness and just wanted to complain to my readership.  Thanks for reading.