Yes, at long last I'm getting around to it. And gosh now when I actually tell you what it was all about its going to seem like a big let down. Well maybe not. I couldn't tell you. So here is what happened:
I was standing inside a big white tent they had set up outside Union Station to use to send all the guests through security. It was somewhat decorated inside complete with lights, trees, and a red carpet and it had some heaters. I had stationed myself near the main entrance for the event, barely still in the tent, and at a point where the red carpet had run out (actually it hadn't really, but they just didn't roll out the other one to make it extend the whole way). I was in my formal gown (yes, complete with wool socks), but I did have a nice big wool coat to keep me somewhat warm. Zac was at the door, opening it for the guests. I was smiling and saying things like "good evening" to people as they walked past me.
For much of the time there was this guy in a red beanie and tan trench coat standing across from me in the tent. He did not seem to be a volunteer, I assumed he was a paid someone with some job. He did not talk to the people as they went by, and in fact made but a scarce few attempts at being welcoming. We exchanged a few friendly words, mostly related to the cold.
As the guests walked by I noticed that some groups (and perhaps some individuals, I don't really remember) were escorted by two men at the front and one at the rear, all three with a distinct look about them and a transparent earpiece (think Matrix). I immediately recognized them as Secret Service agents. Or at least I thought I did. But of course I could not be sure. After a few of these entourages walked by and my curiosity could not be sated (not to mention the anxst that comes from standing across from someone and saying too little), I got up my courage to ask the Guy in the Red Beanie (GitRB) about them. (the following conversation is obviously not word for word, but this pretty much how it went, no intentional embellishments) I leaned forward, looking painfully conspicuous and yelled a whisper.
Me: Are all people wearing the earpieces Secret Service agents?
GitRB: *leans in as if to share a secret, lifts his beanie a little bit exposing one of those same sort of earpieces* You mean like this?
Me: Oh! Ha ha. That answers my question. I guess not.
GitRB: Why do you say that?
Me: Well obviously you aren't a Secret Service agent.
GitRB: Really. What makes you say that.
Me: *laughs really obnoxiously* You totally aren't one.
GitRB: Yes I am.
Me: *laughing* No, you so are not.
GitRB: What makes you think I'm not?
Me: You are wearing a red beanie! Secret Service agents don't wear red beanies.
GitRB: They don't?
Me: No. *laughs* And you so do not look like one.
GitRB: Well I am.
Me: Come on! Be serious! You so are not a Secret Service agent.
GitRB: What does this say? *references his credentials handing around his neck* (they looked almost identical to mine, except...)
Me: *reading* S-e-c-r-e-t S-e-r-v-i-c-e. Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! I'm so embarrassed! How embarrassing!
GitRB: *laughing*
Me: What are you doing wearing a red beanie!?
GitRB: I was cold.